OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
HOME IS WHERE THE BRA ISN’T
I don’t care what y’all say: big bang theory is the best.
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
SURPRISE ITS ABOUT SNAPE.
A+ TWIST, WAS NOT EXPECTING
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
i got a headache :/
google says im gonna die
why is google sending you death threats for having a headache
either that was a firework or another tribute is dead
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.